Ah man no response to my flamebait this morning. I guess that brief fire fight is over. Although last night on WoW I was on a roll tearing in to some guy for being a prick in Barrens chat.
It seems a couple of the surprise twists of the new Harry Potter book have been leaked on the Internet and this asshole was spamming them in Barrens chat about every 15 minutes. Now I will still watch a movie and enjoy it even if I know the ending but to force a spoiler on a couple hundred people who just want to enjoy themselves, well that guy was a dickhead with a capital 'D'.
So after the third or forth time he spammed it I started laying into him. It went something like this:
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER] (Of course in all caps so you really notice it to.)
Zasarin: SPOILER JOHNNRAMBO HAS A SMALL PENIS! (My character's name is Zasarin)
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo sucks Coks in the bus station bathroom. So what? (Misspelling of cock is intentional to make sure it gets past the profanity filter.)
Johnnrambo: Reported (Meaning he reported me to the WoW GM's for insulting him.)
Zasarin: Reported for what? That you are a dick?
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo is a failed abortion who pulled through
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo gave all his friends aids
Johnnrambo: Reported
Zasarin: Again for what? Now shut your crapper.
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo was born in the dumpster of a crack whore alley. Now shut the fuck up or log off.
At this point he was quiet for about an hour when I had to leave to go to a different area where I could no longer hear if he continued to spam the spoiler. It is my hope that I finally pissed him off enough to shut up.
Remember if you really want to insult someone, get creative.
It seems a couple of the surprise twists of the new Harry Potter book have been leaked on the Internet and this asshole was spamming them in Barrens chat about every 15 minutes. Now I will still watch a movie and enjoy it even if I know the ending but to force a spoiler on a couple hundred people who just want to enjoy themselves, well that guy was a dickhead with a capital 'D'.
So after the third or forth time he spammed it I started laying into him. It went something like this:
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER] (Of course in all caps so you really notice it to.)
Zasarin: SPOILER JOHNNRAMBO HAS A SMALL PENIS! (My character's name is Zasarin)
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo sucks Coks in the bus station bathroom. So what? (Misspelling of cock is intentional to make sure it gets past the profanity filter.)
Johnnrambo: Reported (Meaning he reported me to the WoW GM's for insulting him.)
Zasarin: Reported for what? That you are a dick?
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo is a failed abortion who pulled through
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo gave all his friends aids
Johnnrambo: Reported
Zasarin: Again for what? Now shut your crapper.
Johnnrambo: [HARRY POTTER SPOILER]
Zasarin: Johnnrambo was born in the dumpster of a crack whore alley. Now shut the fuck up or log off.
At this point he was quiet for about an hour when I had to leave to go to a different area where I could no longer hear if he continued to spam the spoiler. It is my hope that I finally pissed him off enough to shut up.
Remember if you really want to insult someone, get creative.
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