OOoo I got a response on my post. I haven't really had a troll battle in a while. He throws the first one-two combo. Nothing really connects but I fake a head jerk trying to show a weakness and see if he comes in for more. I try using a combination of logical argument and subtle insults to stoke the fires of his hatred. Lets see if he takes the bait and goes for the jugular.
Here is the blow-by-blow battle now.
Aaron Jun 19
HEY COIGN:
Macs just work. Just because you are used to working with PCs, no reason to be a whiny bitch about how you can’t properly repair them. Once again, Macs just work. And your website sucks. Looks like something my parents would design to post their vacation photos.
Coign Jun 20
@Aaron
-First off with the comment, “Macs just work. Just because you are used to working with PCs, no reason to be a whiny bitch about how you can’t properly repair them. Once again, Macs just work.”
A couple of questions, are you an IT guy? Do you work on machines? Do you do networking? Have you tried to manage multiple Macs?
My comment is that Macs break. And then break about as often as my Windows based PCs do. And when they do break, Macs do not follow the current path of operation that every other Operating System ever designed does. To make them “simple” they hide everything you need to fix them. Hell they are based off of a UNIX/BSD system now and still don’t even follow those rules of engagement.
So until you can back up your insult with some listed experience, you are the whiny bitch in that you are just repeating crap spewed from someone else.
“And your website sucks. Looks like something my parents would design to post their vacation photos.”
I have never claimed to be a web designer. I have web designer friends and their sites are much much prettier than mine. The last time I was into pretty was when I scribbled on my high school folder 13 years ago. Hell why do you think my webcomic is created with Stikfas, other then the fact that Stikfas are the coolest toys in the world?
You should have seen the first two incarnations of my website. That was bad. Like almost MySpace bad. So am I insulted that you made fun of my website?
Not really. It just shows that you are looking for a hopefully hurtful jab letting me know that you are a complete dickhead in case I hadn’t gotten that point across by you calling me a whiny bitch.
So show me your website, let me know that you know what the hell you are talking about. Or give me something beyond the fact that you are coming off as a 16-year-old troll sitting in his mommy’s basement designing her website for her family vacation photos. And if you can’t, why don’t you just keep your insults to yourself.
Here is the blow-by-blow battle now.
Aaron Jun 19
HEY COIGN:
Macs just work. Just because you are used to working with PCs, no reason to be a whiny bitch about how you can’t properly repair them. Once again, Macs just work. And your website sucks. Looks like something my parents would design to post their vacation photos.
Coign Jun 20
@Aaron
-First off with the comment, “Macs just work. Just because you are used to working with PCs, no reason to be a whiny bitch about how you can’t properly repair them. Once again, Macs just work.”
A couple of questions, are you an IT guy? Do you work on machines? Do you do networking? Have you tried to manage multiple Macs?
My comment is that Macs break. And then break about as often as my Windows based PCs do. And when they do break, Macs do not follow the current path of operation that every other Operating System ever designed does. To make them “simple” they hide everything you need to fix them. Hell they are based off of a UNIX/BSD system now and still don’t even follow those rules of engagement.
So until you can back up your insult with some listed experience, you are the whiny bitch in that you are just repeating crap spewed from someone else.
“And your website sucks. Looks like something my parents would design to post their vacation photos.”
I have never claimed to be a web designer. I have web designer friends and their sites are much much prettier than mine. The last time I was into pretty was when I scribbled on my high school folder 13 years ago. Hell why do you think my webcomic is created with Stikfas, other then the fact that Stikfas are the coolest toys in the world?
You should have seen the first two incarnations of my website. That was bad. Like almost MySpace bad. So am I insulted that you made fun of my website?
Not really. It just shows that you are looking for a hopefully hurtful jab letting me know that you are a complete dickhead in case I hadn’t gotten that point across by you calling me a whiny bitch.
So show me your website, let me know that you know what the hell you are talking about. Or give me something beyond the fact that you are coming off as a 16-year-old troll sitting in his mommy’s basement designing her website for her family vacation photos. And if you can’t, why don’t you just keep your insults to yourself.
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